[Off the cuff, and It’s time to say it, by Sha’Tara]
What is Canada? Contrary to popular belief, it’s not a democracy, it’s a constitutional monarchy. Some will argue that it is both, as if it could ever be both. “Is this salt, or sugar?” “It’s both.” Oh, sure, that makes total sense. They have to be the same, after all they’re both white.
Canada: this is where I live. Geographically it’s the 2nd largest country in the world, about half the size of Russia and a bit larger than the USA, with China after that. Population however is a mere 36 million. Compare to the US @ 320 million, Russia @ 143.5 million and China @just under 1.4 billion. Size isn’t everything.
But Canada isn’t into population size. She’s not into motherhood. To put it one way, she’s the bastard daughter of the divorced queen of England and king of France.
After the reconciliation, as she entered into her swinging years she saw opportunity and became America’s busty blonde bitch.
Washington’s her lover and her pimp is Wall Street. Uncle Sam brokered the deal and it’s a tight one.
Wally: “Let’s have a closer look at those natural resources, hey girlie? Spread ‘em.” And “spread ‘em” she does, with gusto. As a “country” Canada is a total whore. Whatever her lover does, she imitates. Whatever her pimp orders, she does. But like all whores, her dirty deeds are done mostly behind closed doors and no one’s the wiser. Lamestream media isn’t much interested. Just another prostitute and if she misbehaves, what do you expect? She’s a whore. That, at least, is the cover story.
While the rest of the world carried on over the US presidential campaign and ordinary people all over had relevant things to say, or fears to express, nary a word from the whore. Why should she care? She’s been “protected” under every US presidencies, her wardrobe filled with furs, feathers and leathers, her “rights” guaranteed along with his rights, her “wrongs” in accord with his wrongs. Imagine being the consort of “the biggest guy in the room.” Donald Trump, Ronald Reagan or McDonald, what difference can it make? Whatever they want, she gives.
Canada: the greatest pretend nation in the world; a cartoon character without a mind of her own.
The EU or the US want her to sign some international trade treaty that everybody else abhors, sure, where do I put my “x” guys? (Glossy lipsticked smile.)
Wally Street says, you’re being too lavish with the servants, girlie, I need you to tighten up there. “Oh, sure, of course Wally, I understand.” (Clap hands)
“No more of those frills like labour unions understand? Cut back on welfare, medicare and payouts to natives or whomever. Can’t you find some more effective way to cut pensioners off? Let them be homeless, won’t affect us. I need to come up with more dough for Wally, he’s getting antsy and I can’t have that.
Isn’t there any untapped natural areas we can get oil, gas, potash, lumber, copper, gold, steel, uranium, whatever from? National parks? Yeah, anyone look into national parks for resources lately? No? Whaddaya mean, no? Get on with it. Wally promised me a new gold bracelet if I get him more oil.”
“Wally says I need more security on the farm, so let’s get that up and running, now! And no more protestors and demonstrators, Washy hates them. Warn ‘em and if they continue, jail them. In fact, jail ‘em all. Put ‘em to work to pay for their keep, just like Washy does, I don’t care, I just don’t want trouble, OK? And for God’s sake, no more damned refugees. What am I supposed to do with ‘em? (Stomps foot and pouts.)
Canada. This is where I live. You don’t hear much about it because there’s an understanding. Lamestream media knows that living with the mob means representing its interests. You don’t talk about the mobsters’ girls. Those who make that mistake don’t just get fired, they end up at the end of the pier in cement boots.
Why did I write this? It’s a heads up, you see. Canada is probably one of the last “safe” places to live in, in today’s world. Or so it seems, but the reality, well, think of it as Anschluss when Nazi Germany annexed Austria in 1938. Remember, most Austrians were jubilant, as most Canadians are these days when Washy and Wally invade another country. Official education doesn’t wipe out ignorance.