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Farting Increases As US Election Draws Near
Colon City, Nebraska. Scientists at NASA are reporting a worldwide increase in farting as the US Presidential election draws near. “I was in Montreal yesterday,” said NASA scientist Billy “The Nebula” Sunspot. “And the air there was so rancid from all the farting I thought I was going to lose my eyesight. Every person I passed let out an enormous fart. The same phenomena has been reported to be happening all over the globe. People are afraid to leave their homes for fear they’ll pass out from the stench of the farts that they themselves are contributing to. The only logical reason for this, we scientists at NASA have concluded, is the gastrointestinal distress the citizens of the earth are experiencing due to the upcoming US election. We can offer only this advice to a world of people suffering from constant farting…
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